Attention to all who participate in "Space Monkeying"! STOP IMMEDIATELY!
When I turned on my MSN today I saw an interesting article about a 15 year old son that has died from the dreaded "choking game". Now before I rant I am deeply sorry that people have died from this but..... THE FUCK PEOPLE?!?
Are people really so stupid that they have invented a game where the object is to choke yourselves? Really? And the names! Oh my lord the names that people have given this scourge, parents are advocating that you check your son's and daughter's webpages for any signs of these words.
Airplaning, America Dream Game, Black Boxing, Black Out Game, Breath Play, Breathing the Zoo, Bum Rushing, California Blackout, California Choke, California Dreaming, California Headrush, California High, California Knockout, Catching Some Zs, Choking Game, Cloud Nine, Crank, Dream Game, Dreaming Game, Dying game, Fall Out Game, Flat Liner, Flatline Game, Flatliner Game, Funky Chicken, Getting Passed Out, Grandma's Boy, Groobling, Halloween, Harvey Wall Banger, High Riser, Hoola Hooping, Hyperventilation Game, Indian Headrush, Knockout Game, Passing Out Game, Pass-out Game, Purple Dragon, Natural High, Neckies, Redline, Rising Sun, Rocket Ride, Sandboxing, Sleeper Hold, Sleepers, Space Monkey, Speed Dreaming, Suffocation Game, Suffocation Roulette, The Game, The Mysto World, Tingling Game, Trip to Heaven
Well sorry to all the potential pilots, surgeons, boxers,indians, californians, americans and Hoola Hoopers out there.... you are about to be Chewed Out!
Out of all the reasons to die from... the choking game?
I bet when/if you go to heaven God reads out "died from playing the choking game" and just FUCKING LAUGHS HARD.
This makes Pot look like a Nobel Prize Winning Idea!
Jesus Christ People.... STOP DOING REALLY STUPID SHIT.
